45 Funny Birthday Wishes for Him (Boyfriend/Husband)
In a female’s life, after her dad’s lame jokes and her sibling’s stupid pranks, comes the boyfriend’s almost offending jokes and practical pranks that have the capability of killing you from inside. So let us talk about the sense of humor equality and get prepared to use your jokes as weapons that can almost kill your lover, boyfriend, or husband. And for that sole purpose, here we have brought the best collection of Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages for Him, so send these funny birthday messages to your boyfriend or husband and sit back with the last laugh.
Birthday is the day on which the birthday boy or girl deserves all the love, attention, and well-wishes from the people who love them. And especially if they are the love of your life then they deserve something thoughtful from you. So why not try to make them smile or even laugh with some funny birthday wishes?
So to help you pick out a wish that you think will match their level of humor, we have handpicked the best and the Funniest Birthday Wishes and Messages for Him. So make sure to wish your loverboy with something that can bring a smile on his face:
Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
- You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
- So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil.
- You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
- I’m beginning to feel like I was born to keep track of your birthdays because I never seem to forget them. Happy birthday to you, my baby.
- Congratulations for making it to another birthday!! Do ya feel lucky? Well, do ya? Another year older, wiser, and… I take that last part back. Another year older!
- Gone are the days when you spit all over a cake and watch your friends eat it with a smile. Embrace the new normal birthday.
- I felt like a sock that found its match the day that I met you! You are the stars in my universe and the sails on my boat. I love you & I hope your birthday is full of love and laughter.
- Happy Birthday to someone who knows how to annoy the crap out of me……. but I love him more than anything and anyone. I hope you have an amazing birthday!
- Because I don’t want you to get lost in luxury, I wish you spend more of the money I wish you get on me than on yourself. Happy birthday, darling.
- You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
- Happy birthday! I would sing you a birthday song but that wouldn’t be a very pleasant sound in your ear.
- Happy Birthday, Baby. I promise that if I get mad today, I won’t take it out on you. I’ll wait until tomorrow! Enjoy your special day.
- One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
- When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You go get a beer and go get a spot on the coach if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday.
- They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
- I feel like I love you more today, and trust me when I say it’s not because I want the lion share of your cake. Happy birthday, my sweetheart.
- Today, I’ll just wait to see how it goes so I can copy from your birthday and make mine more interesting. Happy birthday to you, my baby.
- To A Brilliant Man Happy Birthday. You bring light and happiness to my life. Here’s wishing you a bright year ahead.
- If I say we should spend the day together indoors, people will say I’m not nice, so I’ll just let you celebrate with everyone. Happy birthday, my darling.
- It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
- Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!
- Every day is monochrome except your birthdays. And mine. But since today’s yours, I’ll lie about mine. Happy birthday to you, darling.
- Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.
- Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
- A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!
- Happy birthday from the one person who knows all of your flaws and imperfections, but still loves you anyway!
- I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low. Happy Birthday.
- Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
- Just before I lose hope in humankind, here you come. Happy birthday, babe.
- I don’t know how to express my feeling for your sense of possession for me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband
- You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots love, kisses and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.
- I usually return your silly comments with an evil eye, but today, I guess I’ll let it slide. Happy Birthday!
- Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday!
- My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!
- It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly.
- The whole day I kept planning for your birthday and baked cake for you. Now, it is your turn. Go clean the kitchen and make us dinner. Happy Birthday to you dear hubby.
- Happy Birthday to someone with impeccable music taste, the greatest sense of humor, the biggest heart, and the world’s greatest girlfriend!!! I love you!!!
- It is so hard believing today is your birthday because you never look any older. My ever young husband, happy birthday. I love you so much.
- Dear husband, it is your birthday today. I wanted to wish you the very best, but you already have me. No need. Happy birthday.
- Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
- You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
- They say it’s the thought that counts. So I thought I’d save my money instead of buying you a gift. Best wishes, happy birthday!
- When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.
- You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.
- For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
Making someone happy might seem like one of the hardest thing in the world and yet it can be the easiest one to accomplish. Just take care of them, keep in mind their special days, and never shy away from showing your love to them. Have a great day ahead.
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